the bluebird of happiness and does my crotch look small in this?
Some nice people contacted me through my work site wondering if I wanted to do some product promotion for them. No link, really as funny as it is I don’t want to promote traffic to a place flogging off glorified cock-rings in the promise of todger enlargement. Hey there’s all this “science” to their product, something to do with germanium and magnets. So it really must be special.
However it looks like a larger version of the plastic tag the local council sends for the annual cat registration. Don’t you reckon?
Oh they play on every mans worst fears too. This is a real cracker.
The age old question; Does size matter? Well that depends on who you ask. Some surveys show that it does matter while other surveys show that it doesn't. You just have to ask your partner if it matters to her. The problem is that many woman will lie about it because they don't want to hurt you, it's like when they ask us "Do I look fat?!" and we answer "oh no, you like fine!".
Who’d have thought lying could be a two-way street?
Hope the bluebird of happiness is shining on you all today.