The tooth fairy – known for break and entering, likely homosexual, obvious deviant, hangs out with children while they are sleeping. Certainly that makes him a terrorist.
Santa Claus – the red suit is an obvious sign that the man in a communist. In this political climate all pinkos must be suspected of terrorism
John Howard – Jack is obviously a very bad, subversive man and we don’t want him tainting our pure PM.
Dead people** – they know what it’s like to be dead so have no fear of killing people.
David Hicks - he’s got lots of time on his hands hanging out at Guantanamo Bay, so he’d be happy to have a chat and share some recipes for explosives. We don’t want our scapegoats swapping stories, do we.
* Jack Thomas is the first Australian to be subjected to the new draconian anti-terrorist control orders. Despite having charges over ruled last week, the man is not free – despite there being no evidence to doubt his innocence. The hearing regarding his control order will resume on September 11 – now isn’t that an interesting coincidence.
** I'd like to say that I made that one up but the Government has named up to a dozen dead (or next to dead) people in the order against Thomas.