Thursday, February 02, 2006

miracle cure land

Those with an “incurable” illness or condition get a star to wish on, thanks to Disney’s new reality tv program. Participants get their medical procedures paid for and filmed, in return for being guinea pigs in controversial new surgeries or treatments.

Take one vulnerable, incurably ill individual. Add a healthcare system only accessible to those who have money/insurance. Sprinkle opportunism and create gawk-o-vision.

Will “Miracle Workers” show the cases that fail? Well these are the same guys that bought us “Pollyanna”, so what do you reckon?

I can see our new health minister overhauling medicare as I write…

5 Comments:

Anonymous tammyfaye said...

These people are morons. They should join us at the PTL (Praise The Lord) Ministry and for a small donation of 95% of their annual income we will push them over and heal every cancer, disease and handicap that afflicts them. And if they are ugly, we can cure that too with my new makeup range. Why waste time on Disney?

2:40 pm  
Blogger Another Outspoken Female said...

Bugger laying on of hands, bring back psychic surgery!

2:47 pm  
Blogger R H said...

Don't bother with any of it, just send me some dough and you'll feel better.

3:03 pm  
Blogger Lucy Tartan said...

you can't make this shit up...

5:17 pm  
Blogger R H said...

I wish you wouldn't swear Miss Laura, it clashes with your hairdo.

8:02 pm  

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