Saturday, December 17, 2005

if i said...

i wished


like the

Two men accused of being members of a terrorist group discussed killing children, "innocents" and the Prime Minister and his family.

would that be seditious?

Fortunately all i have ever wished for him is:

a nasty rash

a fall from grace

annoying loud squeaks in his hearing aid

difficulty getting the tops of jars when he raids the Lodge's fridge for a midnight snack

the cat vomiting in his slippers

his wife running off with a taller, much younger man

his children denouncing him as a war criminal

his stammer getting worse

a big arse


And all that wouldn't get me arrested, would it?


Blogger DC said...

What's that on his chin?

6:49 am  
Blogger Another Outspoken Female said...

I think its the dark mark.

7:35 am  
Blogger DC said...

Figures. :-)

6:49 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i just want him to come downstairs one night, suffering from unaccustomed insomnia, to pad in his slippers through the library and choose a book.

Unbeknownst to him, a slippage in time means he is holding a history of Australian Prime Ministers written in 2150.

He opens the index, as always, and looks for his own name.

Before he can stop himself, he reads the truth.

That's all.

12:17 am  

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