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The quiz du jour is a cracker "what religion is the right one for you?"

The results are chillingly accurate :)

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism. Satanism 92% atheism 83% agnosticism 75% Buddhism 71% Paganism 71% Hinduism 46% Islam 42% Judaism 38% Christianity 21% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com